Top 7 Most Explicit Moments in Gaming
7. Rampage World Tour
You may remember playing Rampage World Tour as a child. You probably look back at it with fond memories of your childhood and the games you were brought up on. What you probably don’t remember seeing however is this:
Pixelated Man Junk
It’s just a split second, but for that split second you can see everything.
6. Knights of the round
Knights of the round was an arcade game by Capcom relesed in 1991. It was later ported to the snes so there was a small chance that you may have played it. If you have played it then you will know what is coming up because this kind of thing would have been scared into your mind as a child.
Was has been seen cannot be unseen.
Thats right, after you smash an endangered species in the face with an axe you get to look straight at a pair of furry testicles.
5. Mass Effect
At the time of Mass Effect’s released it was heavily featured on US network FOX for being a “sex simulator”. The player will see “full digital nudity” and the ability to “engage in graphic sex where you will get to decide what happens between the two people”. This caused a media shit storm among all of the US networks and the game was shunned by parents. I feel sorry for the people who brought this game after seeing the FOX report so they could play the sex scene. Because as with everything to do with videogames in mainstream media, they were completely wrong.
There is a sex scene, correct but there is not however any nudity (only a stray side boob here and there) and the player does in no way choose “what happens between the two people”. The reporter on the story states that she based all her research on the game by looking at the website. Perhaps people should try playing the game before making stuff up about it. Here’s an extract from a debate with supposed experts:
Reporter: What do you think about this Greg?
Greg: Well just last week I brought Princess Enchanted Brides (a quick google shows that this game does not excist) for my 6 year old daughter and i’m not very good at these games. (Greg the gaming expert here) I’m definitly not going to let Mass Effect in my house.
Well jee Greg, that’s good because the game is rated mature and you’ve got a 6 year old daughter. He also describes the fake game as Luke Skywalker meets Debbie Does Dallas, which actually does sound pretty good.
Another “expert”: What do you think the kid is gonna do when he’s home alone? He’s going to go play his dad’s videogames and I think that’s dangerous.
If the kid is wanting to look at nudity when he’s home alone he’s going to go straight for page 3, he’s not going to spend 30+ hours to get a quick look at the side of an alien tit.
These kind of things annoy me as a gamer. But anyway, here’s the video you all want to see. Oh yeah, did I mention it’s a lesbien sex scene?
4. Fahrenheit
The media is ironic. Whilst Mass Effects gets massive media coverage for something it doesn’t have. This game has all of the things that Mass Effect was reported as having and doesn’t get a single news report.
For those in the dark Fahrenheit is a cinematic game praised for it’s deep story told from the point of view of multiple characters and the characters themseleves . However about half way through the game your character dies after trying to rescue his ex girlfriend from an abandoned funfair ride in which the villian placed her on. The ride ultimately collapses and you fall to your death along with your ex girlfriend. Due to the supernatural part of the story however your character comes back as a reanimated corspe. And this is the part of the story where the sex scene comes into play.
Zombie Porn
This scene holds nothing back. You even get a little mood boost from it.
I should also mention that earlier in the game there is a normal sex scene before your character is a zombie and which you get to control the movement. Not a single news report.
3. GTA San Andreas
The infamous hot coffee mod. This is another example of the media getting it all wrong. The hot coffee mod which can only be accessed after downloading a patch for the PC version or by having a modded console takes place after your character finishes a date with a woman and is dropping her off home. If the date went well enough she will invite him inside for “coffee”. Cue a sexual minigame where the player has clothed sex with the girl. The picture explains it all.
Polygon Fun
The contravsry with this comes because the developers (RockStar North) actually built this into the game but before the game went gold they locked it out so people couldn’t access it. They didn’t delete it however and it is still built into the games code. So after some crafty modders found this little gem in the PC version they released a patch which lets you experience it in all its glory. Horrah!
2. Custer’s Revenge
Custer’s Revenge (released in 1984 for the Atari 2600) is a very early example of a pornographic videogame. In the game you play as a character called General George Custer who wears nothing but a hat, boots and a bandana. The game takes you through a series of levels where you basically “rape” native american’s. I’m sold. It has been heavily criticised and some people even consider it as the worst game ever made (clearly having never played 50 Cent Bulletproof.)
Check out the screen.
Yes. That is a boner.
1. Ring King
No words are needed for this game. Just look at the picture.
Getting ready for the next round!
